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Crystal Picnic

About the Game

Crystal Picnic is a lighthearted and colorful tribute to the classic era of action RPGs! Join a sarcastic gardener and a wannabe knight as they journey across the kingdom chasing after ants who stole magic crystals from the castle. Oh, and did we mention the ants have gone mad because they're EATING those crystals? Yeah, that makes things much more unpredictable! Hours of exploration, mesmerizing platform-style combat, plenty of new friends to meet and loads of wacky enemies to encounter. When you fight chubby birds and ants carrying bazookas, you know you're in for a good time!

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Playable in English, French, German and Korean.

Recommended for teens and up.


Buy It

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System Requirements

  • 800 MHz CPU
  • 1 GB RAM
  • 256 MB GPU
  • 20 MB of storage space
  • Windows XP+, macOS 10.6+ or Ubuntu 14.04 LTS+

Or one of...

  • iOS 6.1+
  • Android 2.3+ with OpenGL ES 2 (x86 or ARM7; Android TV and Chromebooks supported)
  • Any Raspberry Pi running Raspbian
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