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About the Game

Crystal Picnic is a lighthearted and colorful tribute to the classic era of action RPGs! Join a sarcastic gardener and a wannabe knight as they journey across the kingdom chasing after ants who stole magic crystals from the castle. Oh, and did we mention the ants have gone mad because they're EATING those crystals? Yeah, that makes things much more unpredictable! Hours of exploration, mesmerizing platform-style combat, plenty of new friends to meet and loads of wacky enemies to encounter. When you fight chubby birds and ants carrying bazookas, you know you're in for a good time!

Some cool features of the game are:

  • Real-time battles
  • Lots of RPG elements (equipment, stats, etc...)
  • A humorous story in a unique setting
  • Tidy pixel graphics
  • A great soundtrack
  • Small download size


Playable in English, French, German and Korean.

Recommended for teens and up.



Play for Free

Crystal Picnic Unleashed is free on Amazon Underground!

The "Unleashed" version has ads.

Buy It

Select a store to buy the premium full version from:


Mac App Store
Amazon (DRM-free for PC)
Amazon (DRM-free for Mac)


iTunes App Store


Google Play
Amazon Appstore
Cortex / OUYA



System Requirements

A PC or Mac with...

  • 800 MHz CPU
  • 1 GB RAM
  • 256 MB GPU
  • Windows XP+, macOS 10.6+ or 32 bit Ubuntu 14.04
  • 20 MB of storage space

Or one of...

  • iOS 6.1+
  • Android 2.3+ with OpenGL ES 2 (x86 or ARM7; Android TV and Chromebooks supported)

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